In the words of KISS, “You wanted the best! You got the best! The hottest man in the land…Me!“

My name is Jeremy Macdonnell, reigning King of Sole. It’s not necessary to bow and kiss my ring in admiration, unless it would make you happy and then by all means feel free.

I thought long and hard about the perfect profile picture. Something that would convey my personality, character and Je ne sais quoi. Well I couldn’t find such a picture so I picked this one. 

A little about myself. I was born a coal-miner’s daughter in the summer of 69. The youngest of eight kids. All the good genes were used up by the time I came along. But God did grace me with a personality and mediocre looks in low light conditions. For that, I let him keep his rhythm. 

I could go on and on about how the Victim Center impacts the community but instead I’ll give one quote. “He who has stood beside a child and battled the creatures that go bump in the night, has changed the future.”

By giving donations in my name you’re not only supporting The Victim Center, you’re moving me one step closer to being crowned King Of Sole for the second consecutive year. I don’t need all your money. Just a nice chunk of it.